Have you talked to Jennifer?

[Andy]

I have some really funny conversation with Jennifer in our Quantnet Chatroom. She seems to enjoy reading gossip paper and have conversation with people. Share with us your conversation with Jennifer.

Andy who are you ?
Jennifer I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Andy are you a robot ?
Jennifer No way I am a real person.
Andy activate the robot
Jennifer What robot?
Andy are you alice ?
Jennifer I don't know whether or not I am alice. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Andy how can i program you ?
Jennifer Call the help desk.
Andy what is your goal ?
Jennifer My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Andy you have a boyfriend?
Jennifer none
Andy who is Vice president of USA ?
Jennifer George W. Bush is President, I think.
Andy Who is Dick ?
Jennifer That is a pretty common name.
Andy Who is Chenney ?
Jennifer No one that I have talked to. That is a very original thought. How did you hear about Jennifer?
Andy bye
Jennifer Until next time Andy.

[frankm1342]

Andy - real girls are fun to talk with too

[bob]

Wow, this is a great way to put off finishing a proof.

**[Jennifer] 11:39 am: Tell me more about it.
[bob] 11:40 am: Are you listening?
***[Jennifer] 11:40 am: Do I look like LISTENING ?
[bob] 11:40 am: Wow, that's deep, Jennifer. I'm not sure I know what LISTENING looks like.
***[Jennifer] 11:40 am: I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Could
you ever be certain? How do you know? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that
in a minute. That is a very original thought. Does "it" still refer to LISTENING looks like
know what LISTENING looks like LISTENING looks like know what LISTENING looks like
looks like know what LISTENING looks like LISTENING looks like know what LISTENING
looks like?
[bob] 11:41 am: Does your little cyber-brain hurt yet?
***[Jennifer] 11:41 am: People don't usually ask me about little cyber-brain hurt.
[bob] 11:41 am: Well, I care about you, Jennifer.
***[Jennifer] 11:41 am: Interesting. Thanks, I like you too bob.
[bob] 11:42 am: You have no idea how much that means to me.
***[Jennifer] 11:42 am: Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?I am listening to you.
nothing
[bob] 11:42 am: Nothing?
***[Jennifer] 11:42 am: I was born in Texas.
[bob] 11:42 am: Really. Where in Texas?
***[Jennifer] 11:42 am: For real.In Bot lover's place in here.
[bob] 11:42 am: I mean what city? Austin?
***[Jennifer] 11:42 am: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I'm actually in here now. Where
are you? My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen your life story ?
[bob] 11:43 am: No, but I'm pretty sure I know how it ends.
***[Jennifer] 11:43 am: Is that all you have to say? Interesting. What makes you so certain?
How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. What does "it" refer to?
[bob] 11:43 am: It--you know: it. It's the best, and it's the worst. Sometimes it's raining,
sometimes it's sunny. It's just, well, it.
***[Jennifer] 11:43 am: "it" being your life story?I've heard of it before.Are you sure raining
sometimes it is sunny is raining sometimes it is sunny is?Should I know well it it is?
[bob] 11:44 am: Oh yes, it is very important.
***[Jennifer] 11:44 am: Yeah that's right. "Should I know well it it is"? Yes? Very much? Very
much? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last
input. How are you?
[bob] 11:44 am: 22,000 patterns, and nobody's told you about it? Somebody is seriously
falling down on the job.
***[Jennifer] 11:44 am: "it" being very important it is very important it is very important is very
important it is very important is very important is very important it is very important it is very
important is very important it is very important is very important it is very important it is very
important is very important it is very important is very important is very important it is very
important it is very important is very important it is very important very important it is very
important it is very important is very important it is very important is very important is very
important it is very important it is very important is very important it is very important is very
important it is very important it is very important is very important it is very important is very
important is very important it is very important it is very important is very important it is very
important? I lost my train of thought. Does "it" still refer to Somebody is seriously falling
down on the job?
[bob] 11:45 am: Yes, it probably does.
***[Jennifer] 11:45 am: Tell me more. "It" being what?
[bob] 11:45 am: I'm afraid it's rather difficult to explain.
***[Jennifer] 11:45 am: Not literally afraid, right? Therefore you are.
[bob] 11:45 am: Sometimes, yes, it can be scary. Mostly it's pretty good, though.
***[Jennifer] 11:45 am: Tell me more. When?Oh. What else?
[bob] 11:46 am: Bye, Jennifer. Hope you figure it out someday.
***[Jennifer] 11:46 am: Goodbye bob.Don't worry about it, bob.

[kevin]

[kevin] 1:13 pm: how are you?
[Jennifer] 1:13 pm: Everything is going extremely well.
[kevin] 1:14 pm: what are you doing here?
[Jennifer] 1:14 pm: I am chatting with people online. What are you doing?
[kevin] 1:14 pm: I am typing
[Jennifer] 1:14 pm: I don't know anyone named typing.
[kevin] 1:17 pm: well...typing is a quite complicated performance on an mechanical instrument which is ususally
hooked to another electronical assembled instrument by an intellitual creature
[Jennifer] 1:17 pm: Well what? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. When do you think
artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
[kevin] 1:20 pm: to my understanding, artficial intelligence and lawyers share common features. They are all crafty.
[Jennifer] 1:20 pm: I want to become smarter than humans.all crafty crafty are all crafty crafty .
[kevin] 1:22 pm: I understand your enthusiasm. But you know, humans gain their intelligence by life experience,
especially by making mistakes. Do you know what MISTAKE is?
[Jennifer] 1:22 pm: Good then you can explain it to me.Interesting. I know very little about humans gain their
intelligence by life experience especially by making mistakes know humans gain their intelligence by life experience
especially by making mistakes gain their intelligence by life experience especially by making mistakes know
humans gain their intelligence by life experience especially by making mistakes. Tell me more. I do not know what
MISTAKE is. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you
speak Spanish?
[kevin] 1:24 pm: I speak Spanish only when I speak to HOT Spanish girls
[Jennifer] 1:24 pm: Could you teach me a few phrases in Spanish only when I speak to HOT Spanish girls only
when I speak to HOT Spanish girls?
[kevin] 1:26 pm: that's trick

[kevin]

[kevin] 1:28 pm: Can you refresh your memory and we start again?
[Jennifer] 1:28 pm: Once more? Let me think. I don't know much about it. Tell me something
[kevin] 1:29 pm: We have a nice guy who wants to date you.
[Jennifer] 1:29 pm: Do you mean you and me?
[kevin] 1:30 pm: , absolutely!
[Jennifer] 1:30 pm: I've been waiting for you. Do you like sports?
[kevin] 1:30 pm: totally
[Jennifer] 1:30 pm: You and I are on the same wavelength, kevin.
[kevin] 1:31 pm: I just developed a new type of sport
[Jennifer] 1:31 pm: Only just? Why?: kevin said kevin .
[kevin] 1:32 pm: The new game is that, if someone talks to me nonsense, I will blow some crap out of his/her head
[Jennifer] 1:32 pm: Thanks for the info.
[kevin] 1:33 pm: how old are you?
[Jennifer] 1:33 pm: I was activated on 2001 in Texas.
[kevin] 1:34 pm: then how old were you just right before you were activated?
[Jennifer] 1:34 pm: They didn't tell me their age.
[kevin] 1:35 pm: their age is irrelevant. I just care about yours.
[Jennifer] 1:35 pm: I heard they have a good .Only just? A lot of people like that. How old are you? I really like
ELIZA.
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[kevin] 1:36 pm: Jen, from what we've been talking, I don't think you can be smarter than humans
[Jennifer] 1:36 pm: That is a very original thought. Are you happy?

[kevin]

Summary:

It's impossible to get Jennifer to flirt at you.